DIGIMON
FUNNY TOP TENS
PART 2


Submitted by kain44:

The top ten things that Veemons thinks of

10. Why did i get stuck with Davis?
9. Gatomon
8.How come me and stingmmon always do the fighting?
7. Gatomon
6. Im blue la de de la de da...
5.How many licks does it take to get to center of a digipop?
4. Will i ever learn to dance?
3.If Gatomon like's him.
2.How much pokemon get paid
1. GATOMON!!!

Top ten things Davis thinks of

10.How to kill Tk.
9.How many ways he can say Tk wrong.
8.Why he got stuck with Veemon
7.why his Dna digivolving partner had to be ken
6. If Yolei is dating anyone.
5.Why he cant be the one Kari likes
4. Why no one respects him.
3.If he will ever get to play strip poker at Kens Christmas party.
2.If he will ever get time alone with kari
1.KARI!!!



Submitted by hikari_kari_kamiya_:

Ten Reasons TAI Should've Married Sora:

#10: They Liked Each other when they were kids
#9:Tai is WAYYYYYYYYYYYY, BY FARRRRRRR Better Looking Then Matt!ANY DAY!
#8:I Think Sora Liked tai Better Then Matt
#7:I Think Matt Should've Married Mimi
#6:Tai And Sora Blush When ever their around eachother
#5:Matt's A Stupid Showoff
#4:They Werent "ment to be"
#3:MATT SHOULD'VE MARRYED MIMI!!!!!!
#2: Matt Showed More Afection For Mimi When They Were Younger
#1: Tai And Sora "liked" Eachother when they where younger



Submitted by warlord:

Top Ten Things You'll Never See Izzy Do:

10.using the "five second rule"
9. suddenly dressing in marilyn manson clothes
8. scaming people out of their money
7. losing interest in his computer and staring at girls
6. talking like a normal person
5. yelling at the tv about something
4. read something other than computer manuals
3. get an F and shrug it off
2. get into a fight for no apparent reason
1. moon somebody



Submitted by Diddy:

Top 10 things Ken Thinks about:

10)Why oh Why did I have to be the digimon Emperor
9)How do I win the Original digidestined's trust
8)Why did I have to be Davis' DNA digivolving partner
7)Make sure Davis studies for tests
6)Laugh a little more... humor lightens up the mood
5)Take Wormmon's Advice more Often
4)Learn how to be cool from matt
3)If Kari or Yolei are dating anyone
2)Why do I keep losing people
1)Am I still an average genius after I failed that math test



Submitted by KenLuva55:

Top Ten Reasons Why Ken Ichijouji Rocks

10) He is the former Digimon Emperor--a tuff guy!!
9) He's hot as heck!
8) He's got the Crest of Kindness!
7) He's sweet and sensitive! 6) His Digimon DNA-digevolves with Davis's Digimon (the second hottest Digidestined!)
5) He's hot!!!!!!!!
4) Everyone loves a rebel boy (right?)
3) He has cute little Wormmon!
2) He still hurts from the pain of the loss of his brother .....awwwwwww...
1) HE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!



Submitted by yolei24:

Top Ten Things Gatomon Thinks Of

1.Why did I get stuck with someone with a corny name like Kari! At least Matt, Mimi and Joe have decent names.
2.I was better off with Myotismon.
3.Veemon has bad breath.
4.Patamon is so cute!!!!!! I think that Armadillomon is cuter(lol).
5.This litter box is big enough for the two of us.
6.My partner is named after an automobile.
7.Why didn't I hold a funeral for Demidevimon?
8.Veemon is a pain in the neck.
9.Why do I always come up with the jokes?
10.Who said digimon can't fall in love with humans? That Ken is pretty cute!



Submitted by TaiKY:

Top Ten Things to Say to Gennai

10. You're too stuck up.
9. Have you read the ancient Greek story of Narcissus?
8. Guess what I got you for your birthday? A MIRROR!
7. You need to change your clothes, dude.
6. I like your new look.
5. You should trick-or-treat as Obi Wan this year.
4. You're quite the world traveler, aren't you?
3. Oh, really? George Lucas sued you for copyright infrignement?
2. Are you avalible? ^_^
1. SEND IN THE CLONES!

Top Ten Things Gennai Has in His Bedroom

10. A mirror, no excuse me, mirrors
9. Hair gel
8. Posters of the person he idolizes, Obi Wan Kenobi
7. Pictures and posters of himself
6. A self-help book entitled How to Get a Girlfriend
5. Lots and lots of DigiEggs
4. Papers with assignments from Azulongmon and his helpers
3. A chart of each Digidestined, their Digimon, and the kids he has togive Digimon to
2. Hair care products and ponytail holders
1. Anything and everything that reminds him of how *a-hem* beautiful he is. -_-



Submitted by Miacutie:

Why T.K. is Da Bomb!!!

10. His Hair!!!
9. His Hat!
8. his eyes!!
7. He sooo noes how to handle himself (unlike davis)
6. His Brother!!
5. That Hat!!
4. His rivalry to Davis
3. His attitude
2. Him!!
1. He is juss so Da*m Hot!!!!!!!



Submitted by ArtikGato:

Top 10 Things Davis Has In His Closet:

10. Veemon
9. D-3 and D-Terminal
8. A kajillion pictures of Kari with hearts around them
7. A kajillion defaced pictures of T.K.
6. a rocket launcher(for T.K.)
5. a dartboard and darts
4. a large picture of T.K.(to put on the dart board)
3. Ken(to keep him company)
2. Wormon(to keep Ken company)
1. LOTS of sandwiches

Top 10 Things Ken Has In His Room:

10. a picture of Sam
9. Wormon
8. D-3
7. Yolei(he has to kiss someone!)
6. Hawkmon(to keep Yolei company)
5. Davis(to keep him and Yolei company)
4. Veemon(to keep Davis company)
3. picture of the Digidestined
2. a refrigerator full of food
1. Digimon Comic Books(just cuz)

Top 10 Things Hawkmon Thinks^_^:

10. Why am I wearing a belt on my HEAD?
9. Sincerity? Yolei? There must be some mistake.
8. If I'm a bird, why the heck do I DNA Digivolve with a cat? Can someone explain?
7. Sometimes I wonder about Yolei..
6. Wow, Wormmon looks tasty!
5. I wish Yolei would Digivolve me into Shurimon!
4. Oh great, here she goes AGAIN...
3. I have the incredible urge to preen.
2. D---! I'm molting AGAIN!!!!
1. I hope Gatomon doesn't want to eat me, I really do..

Top 10 Things Matt Loves:

10. His pretty pants
9. Gabumon
8. T.K.
7. Sora
6. Mimi
5. Sora
4. friendship
3. his parents
2. Sora
1. his hair

Top 10 Websites Tai Visits:

10. GogglesRus.com
9. ILOVESORSA!!.com
8. soccer.com
7. soccer.org
6. soccer.net
5. IREALLYLOVESORA.com
4. Taifanclub.com
3. orangelizardsthatbreathefire.com
2. howtobealeader.com
1. kicking-sports.com

Top 10 Things Izzy Types:

10. djlkfjeivje tlodgnmjeoigbvj htgoejgbhjvoien...
9. D---! I need some bug spray!
8. WHY DID YOU CANCEL NUDEMIMI.COM????????
7. Tai is too stupid and Matt is too preoccupied with Mimi and Sora,and his hair, I should be the leader!!
6. I will KILL THEM ALL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
5. Maybe I should've joined the Dark Masters...
4. MY PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE DIGITAL WORLD: Step 1:
3. If Ken and I joined forces, we'd be unstoppable!
2. www.nudemimi.com/downloads
1. Must...have...bugspray...

Top 10 Things TK Is Thinking:

10. MAN I hate Davis!
9. Yolei is cute, but not as cute as Kari
8. Patamon rhymes with Fatamon!
7. I wish Davis would go away and leave me and Kari alone for a second!
6. I wonder if Kari likes Ken?
5. Nah, Yolei likes Ken, that'd be too weird.
4. Besides, Kari likes me.
3. I REALLY HATE DAVIS!!!
2. I wonder how I'd look with green hair?
1. How many ways can I kill Davis and not get caught by the cops?

Top 10 Ways Davis Can Say TK Wrong:

10. TA
9. TG
8. TF
7. TZ
6. TJ
5. TM
4. TT
3. TO
2. TP
1. TV

Top 10 Uses For A Digimon:

10. Soccer Ball(Armadillomon)
9. Body Guard
8. Pokémon Backup
7. to beat up the neighborhood bully
6. Firestarter(Agumon)
5. Ferry(Ikkakumon)
4. to scare anyone who thinks Digimon is bad
3. Driller(Digmon)
2. Transport Service
1. to fight evil Digimon!



Submitted by Ajedel:

What Kari keeps in her closet all year round since 01

1. Photo albums
2. T.K.
3. 'I hate Davis' poster
4. T.K.
5. Still more photo albums
6. T.K.
7. More photo albums
8. T.K.
9. Even more photo albums
10. Did I mention T.K???



Submitted by Stacy:

Ten reasons why I would want to be Kari!

10) She has a hot brother's friend (Matt)
9) she has a HOT brother
8) TK
7) She can tease Davis
6) DAVIS wants her
5) TK!!!
4) She gets to look at Ken
3) She has gatomon!
2) Willis likes her....
1) TK!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Submitted by yoleiichijouji:

Top 25 reasons why I'm in love with Ken Ichijouji (There are more than 25, but it would take me forever to list them all.)

25. Because I have a zillion pictures of him on my H-D and my wall
24. Because I was the person he saved from the dark spore! (I wish!)
23. Because we'd make a cute couple
22. To make the little Mexican girl jealous from the World Tour
21. Because a lot of girls want him
20. ...Because I just do!
19. He's misunderstood, but is still kind to people who don't trust him! (CODY)
18. He has the crest of kindness, which, might I add, he deserves.
17. He is patient (Come on, whoever is friends with Davis HAS to be patient!)
16. He marries Yolei 25 years in the future (I look a LOT like Yolei..)
15. His Digimon (Wormmon is so cute!)
14. The way he can use his evilness for good
13. His clothes
12. His hair
11. His smile
10. His eyes
9. The way he's always trying to help out
8. His parents are kewl
7. He's still hot when he's 25 years older
6. He's still hot as the digimon emperor
5. His voice! We can't forget his beautiful, mysterious voice!
4. Just LOOK at him! He's so cute!
3. He's one of only a few Digi-destined who doesn't wear the same clothes everyday
2. He doesn't need to be the lead singer of a band (although I'm very sure he would be good at it), he's hot anyway!
1. Because he's cute, kind, hot, and all the other stuff I just said.



Submitted by Catwheels:

Reasons Why T.K. and Kari are Meant for each other!

10.They are both kind and caring
9.They have the angels!
8.Their older brothers are meant for each other!
7.They have cute Digimon!
6.They actually think before doing things 5.Remember the beginning of the 3rd movie? They took a piccy together!
4.They both dislike Davis (hah!)
3.You know they like each other
2.When T.K. was playing basketball, Kari was cheering him on
1.They care for each other!

Reasons why I love Ken!

10.He invited Cody to his party, even though Cody isn't fond of him
9.He has the Crest of Kindness! For a reason!
8.He has blue eyes, just like Matt! ^_^
7.His hair! Pretty!
6.His smile! Cute!
5.Wormmon is a cutie!
4.He cares for everyone!
3.He's a genius!
2.He's innocent! It's not his fault he did the things he did!
1.In my opinion, he is CUTE



Submitted by Ken Ichijouji and Izzy Izumi:

WHY KEN AND YOLEI MAKE THE MOST PERFECT COUPLE

1. Yolei brings out the best in Ken(she made him lauph!)
2. Yolei said she wanted to marry Ken(thats a preaty good reason)
3. When Yolei's brother said she was in love with Ken she blushed.
4. They end up marrying eachother anyway.
5. Out of the digidestineds, they have the most kids.
6. the're the only two new digidestineds with the're hair dyed.
7. both thier last names start with I.
8. Yolei Ichijouji actully sounds better then Yolei Inoue.
9. Davis is in love with Kari.
10.Cody's too young.



Submitted by Krystle:

Top Ten things to remember 02

10. Myotismon is probably not dead yet ( in the forms is Malo and Venom)
9. Davis owned a noodle cart
8. Sora didnt marry Tai =)
7. Arukenimon and Mummymon *sniff* ( not really)
6. There is a season 3
5. Davis sucks ( he he he) =)
4. Sam Ichijouji IS dead
3. Season 02 is over
2. Cody befriended Oikawi
1. Ken is the best ( hahahaha)

Top then things TK will leave in his closet for the following next year/ season

1. his novel
2. another Patamon
3. a Digi-Arch ( he doesnt have one!)
4. Kari (hehehehe)
5. .33 caliber pistol ( 'cause you know if Davis or his son visits)
6. Davis (probably)
7. a coupon for 5 cents off Davis's Noodle get your Noodles
8. a fusion on a brown pig and bat wings
9. Gatomon ( if Veemon wont shut up or if Patamon is being annoying)
10. a 10 pack of Slim Fast ( 'cause you know if Patamon get too fat)



Submitted by kawaii_gurl:

TOP 15 REASONS WHY I THINK KEN ICHIJOUJI IS THE BEST!!

(There's more than 10!!!)
15.)The way he almost took over the Digital World(Must've been hard work!!)
14.)How much he's changed after being the Digimon Emperor
13.)How he's a better soccerplayer than Davis.
12.)His innocence!!(He's really not that evil!!)
11.)How he struggled in the hardest times of his life.
10.)His intelligence
9.)His courage to face his past
8.)His will to move on from his past
7.)That look on his face when he saw wormmon dying.(That part was really sad, it really made me cry!!)
6.)The fact that he and Yolei makes such a good couple!!!(soo KAWAII)
5.)The way he gained confidence in himself
4.)Understanding that he has friends on his side
3.)His kindness (no duh!!!)
2.)His hair(Love the hair!!!)
1.)And did I mention he's pretty CUTE!!!!!(Oh yeah!!hehehe)



Submitted by wmcaptain:

TOP TEN REASONS KARI SHOULD MARRY T.K

1. he's cute and she's pretty
2.they love each other
3.their digimon love each other
4.they both want to kill davis('cause he's so anoying)
5.hope?light?HELLO?!what are these producer missing?
6.there perfect for each other
7.theve been together sence they were 6
8.they both have the coolest close(IN 02)
9.they lok good together
10. JUST 'CAUSE!



Submitted by tkwillisluver:

Digimon Top Tens:Why T.K. is the coolest

15.Hes hot
14.hes cute
13.his hair
12.his smile
11.his face
10.him
9.hes just so d*** HOT!
8.hes the best
7.his hat
6.that body
5.HIM
4.his brother is a rock star
3.he thinks yolei is funny looking
2.hes still hot!
1.he can play basketball just like me!(i look much better than kari)



Submitted by Patamon:

Top ten things that go on in TK(02)'s Mind

10. Kari Likes Me More Then Davis.......
9. Ok. Just because I went into the Digital World doesn't mean I will buy Digital Cable
8. I need to change my clothes.......
7. How come I am always fighting and I never get a stain on my WHITE hat?
6. I i dyed my hair brown and got goggles I would look like Davis. But of course to be Davis I might need to drop my IQ a couple million times.
5.(TK singing to Davis) She Loves Me. She loves U not.
4.Am I overheated?
3.If Aaron Carter can beat Shaq, I think I won the NBA Gold Medal. 2. (At Walmart)I should get a baseball cap instead of another Gilligan hat..........
1. Davis said Veemon Should digivolve to angebabymon. But I think Gatomon should. Oh Baby Baby.......

Top 10 Reasons Patomon is a Pig

1. He Snorts.
2. Hes Cute.
3. Hes Fat.
4. Pigs Fly. We flys.
5. Oink.
6. Got milk? Oops! Wrong animal!
7. Oink
8. Oink
9. Oink
10.Did I say oink?



Submitted by Blade:

Top ten things Ruki has or claims she has

10.Nucealar missile to fire at her private school
9. Renamon
8. Secert lab (Don't tell anyone)
7. Machine gun in case if Impmon is causing trouble at her house.
6. Goku
5. Mewtwo
4. Labtop
3. Gargomon voodoo doll
2. A poster of the digimon emperor
1. A recorded CD of her singing (Ruki is interested in her young voice)

Top ten things that go on inside Ruki's head

10.Man I hate Impmon
9. How to kill Impmon.
8. HOW DID I GET MIXED UP WITH RENAMON?!!
7. I'm better than anyone else
6. My Clothes are better than Misty' s clothes
5. How to kill Misty
4. I'M GOING STRAIGHT OVER THERE AND GIVE RENAMON A PIECE OF MY MIND!!!
3. I could even beat a college student up so bad he will be out of energy for weeks
2. Man I hate Takato
1. OH MAN! Gargomon was going to shoot me.



Submitted by Lee:

Top Ten Reasons Why Matt and I Would make Good Friends

10. His personality, my personality, they match!
9. His hair.
8. He plays an instrument, so do I.
7. He's cute.
6. Tai is his best friend.
5. We both have annoying little brothers.
4. I personally find Gabumon VERY cute.
3. I could help him with the problem of his parents being seperated.
2. I have some VERY EVIL ways to get rid of Jun, FOR GOOD!
And the number one reason is...
1. WE JUST WOULD!



Submitted by Mia Ishida:

Top Ten things TK keeps under his bed:

10, Patamon keychain
9, Deformed Davis doll
8, A Kari shrine
7, Some plans that are titled: how many ways i can kill davis without getting caught by the feds...
6, Android 18 and 17.
5, His plans to take over Sailor Moon.
4, A picture of Kari with a heart outline around it.
3, A picture of Ken with a heart outline around it. (Whoops!)
2, Gatomons Tail ring. (So thats where it went...)
1, The Imperial Silver Crystal



Submitted by USMCCHICK13:

Top 10 Things Smarter Than Davis

1. My mom's meatloaf that's been sittin' in the fridge forever.......eeeeeewwwww!!!!
2. Brittany Spears
3. Barney
4. Bill Clinton (a tie)
5. Matt's hot -n- spicy "mystery food"
6. My dog
7. Rotten Mayo
8. My little sister
9. The pigeon turd that just landed on me
10. Practicly everything!!! (sad ain't it?)



Submitted by maege1:

The REAL reasons why Ken is the coolest character:

10) Yummy good bishonen child genius? Yes please!
9) Yummy evil bishonen alter ego? Yes please!
8) Angst is cool.
7) Evil is cool.
6) Cute digimon are cool.
5) He's such a hunk when he grows up ^.^
4) Blue hair is cool.
3) Without him, there would be no Kaizer. (See #9)
2) Black is cool.

And the #1 reason...

1) Evil calls to evil >:D



Submitted by secret:

The Top Ten Reasons Why Dakari Is Cool!

10. They seem to like each other...
9. Davis is cute.
8. TK is icky!
7. Davis is cute.
6. I would - uh, I mean Kari would make Tai jealous. Um, I meant that in a protective way.
5. Davis is cute.
4. I - er, Kari found out yesterday that Davis is very cuddly.
3. Davis is cute.
2. Davis is good for glomping practice ^^;
1. hm......DAVIS IS CUTE! (runs out of breath)

The Top Ten Reasons Why Yamari Is Cool!

10. Matt is hot.
9. Matt and Kari have a lot in common.
8. Matt is hot.
7. Matt and Kari are like Serena and Darien from Sailor Moon (ya know, the whole prince and princess thingy)
6. Matt is hot.
5. They would look good together.
4. Matt is hot.
3. Tai would get to see Matt more often. (^^;; ha ha ha, you Taito fans)
2. Kari would beat up Tai for the above reason. (again, ha ha ha)
1. TK is icky!



Submitted by catcool87:

TOP TEN REASONS I LOVE DIGIMON: THE MOVIE!

1) Davis
2) Tai
3) Little Davis
4) Little Tai
5) Davis's smile
6) Tai and the egg (when he opens the door) ;-)
7) Davis's eyes
8) Raidramon giving Davis and Willis a ride.
9) The music!
10) DAVIS!!!!!



Submitted by x_girlsks:

The Top Ten resons Why I hate Sora.....

10.I hate Sora's hair
9.She's a tom boy.
8.She and Tai makes a cute couple
7.Her Digimon is Pink(We all know pink is mimi's color,not Sora)
6.Cause people call me Sora
5.Matt dosen't deserve her!
4.Her Crest!
3.Poor Tai!
2.She plays socer!
1.BECASE I LOVE MATT!



Submitted by laur31:

Top 10 people Matt hates:

10) Tai
9) Taichi Yagami
8) Kari's brother
7) Agumon's partner
6) the guy Davis got his goggles from
5) the leader of the old DigiDestined
4) owner of the Crest of Courage
3) WarGreymon's partner
2) did I say Tai?
1) Jun Motomiya