DIGIMON
THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ON DIGIMON
PART 6



Submitted by Izzy_Izumi:

Kari:
1. I love you Davis!
2. Gatomon, you're nothing but a dog's chew toy.
3. TK, your pants.

TK:
1. I love Pokemon!
2. Why do I have a bat-eared hamster for a Digimon?
3. Kari! Davis! Get a room!

Davis:
1. TK, I'll never fight with you again.
2. I'm sorry Kari but TK's mine!
3. Me Davis, you person, place or thing. Me no know anything. (This is something we'd all like him to say ^_-)

Cody:
1. Let's fight!
2. Hey Armadillomon, I'm so hungry you're starting to look like a roast armadillo! (No Cody does not eat armadillos!)
3. Hey TK? BACK OFF 'CAUSE KARI'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yolei:
1. Hey Davis, you're kawaii! (Cute)
2. Hawkmon, do mind jumping into that oven?
3. I hate all boys! (We all know she doesn't)

Ken:
1. Davis, you know all those Daiken fics? They're so true.
2. I can't choose! Davis or Cody?
3. Wormon, I love you! (Ok, maybe he would say that, but not as the Digimon Kaiser)

Matt:
1. Tai, I love you.
2. TK, you're a dopey brother.
3. Kari, will you marry me?

Tai:
1. Back off Matt Kari's mine! (Kari is Tai's sister, do you get it now? ^_-)
2. Matt, can I borrow some of your hair gel? (He may or may not use it, let's all hope he does...)
3. Kari? Kari? Wazzap?

Joe:
1. I'm fearless!
2. Sora's kawaii...
3. Hey Matt, give me advice.

Izzy:
1. What's the internet?
2. Yo people, what's goin' on?
3. I love you, you love me, we're a... (You get the idea)

Sora:
1. I don't care about Matt or Tai! Joe's my man!
2. I need hair gel, black clothes and a new DigiMan! (You should know what I mean by digiMAN)
3. Wazzap?

Mimi:
1. I'm going goth!
2. Pink stinks, grey is my colour!
3. We can't rest, let's keep going!



Submitted by killerbabey2k:

T.K.: Kari, I have always loved you! Let's leave all the Digimon, and our families,and to go to Pokemon because I heard it's better pay!
Kari: ( turns to T.K. )" Why not! It' s $500 a week! And the monsters are alot cuter....

Matt: (has turned evil, and goes to Tai's house, knocked on the door. Tai answers ) I must kill you!!!!!!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Izzy: ( talking to himself while watching sailor moon in the studio )wow sailormoon, i want her so bad!!!! I think i should join the sailor scouts, i don't mind cross dressing for her..........


Submitted by trixiemon15:

Davis: Kari do you love me!
Kari: yes lets get married!

T.K.: I love you yolei
Yolei :But I love Davis

T.k.: Matt your a cool brother but you look like a girl now
Matt: Well then no one should have said for me to get a haircut!

Tai:Davis your a sucky leader i want my goggles back


Submitted by ROCO-DUDE:

TK:sup wit yoo

TK:yoo gut somtin ta say da ma face

TK:huh huh

TK:yuh nut so tuff now arya

TK:yuh in dat movie wit all dat stuff goin on an all?

TK:col , col

Kari:Yo sup wit dat dude dare

TK:he in dat movie wit all dat stuff goin on an all

Kari:yo dude that col

TK:col

Kari:wut yah up ta man?

TK:gonna go ta da movies ta watch dat movie wit all dat stuff goin on an all

Kari:col

************

--da da da da da da daaa! da lanalanlanllaaa!--
Regis: Were here with Davis and hes one away from a million.
Regis: What do you have to say about this so far?
Davis: Well I was suprised when I had to use my phone a friend on the $100 question
Davis: But i'm glad I still have 50:50
Regis: Well then are you ready?
Davis: Idonnall
Regis: Here it is for $1 000 000
Regis: If you have 12 apples and you mutiply them by two what do you have?
Regis: A) 24 apples B) 12 apples C) 5 apples D) 1 1/2 apples
Davis: Ummmm i'll have to use the 50:50
Regis: OK computer take away two of the wrong answers leaving one wrong answer and the correct answer
A) 24 apples D) 1 1/2 aplles
Davis: Awwww shoot!!! The same two I thought it might be
Regis: you know you could just walk with the $500 000
Kari in the audience: Hey stupid , if you had a brain you would know 12 times 2 is 24
Davis: I can't believe you would say such a thing Kari
TK: The answer is A dummy
Davis: I'll go with A: 24 aplles
Regis: Final answer?
Davis: Wait a gosh darn minite! What is TK doing sitting with Kari !?



Submitted by Cartoon Hero Kota:

*Ken Wormmon Davis and Veemon are walking outside in the wintertime* Veemon-Hey Davis,Ken stick your toung on that pole for 30 seconds and see what happens! Davis & Ken- Ok *Stick there toungs on the pole of 30 seconds*
Wormmon- Syke! *Runs away with Veemon*
Ken & Davis- -_-

*Ken begins to dance with Christopher Walken like on the weapon of choce music vidio*

Gennai- Is that your final awsner?

Tai- D'oh!

Ken(as the emporer to the Digidestined) The voices in my head told me to do it!

Izzy- And thats where I saw the leprican! He told me to burn things!

Tentomon- Wazzzzup?

TK- Dude look I got a japanese holographic Charizard!
Kari- Gimme!
TK- No! Mine!
Kari- But I want it!
TK- NO!
Kari- *Throws a big fit*
TK-*Backs away*

Ken's Mom- Your grounded! No N64 for you!


Submitted by Krystle:

Ken: Oh my god! what are we doing? Whats are plan come one people work with me here.
Yolie: Is Ken ok?
Hawkmon: I believe not
Wormmon: Come Ken relax a lil bit
Ken: How can I relax when my favorite bunny slippers were eaten by someone ...... not mentioning any names... Wormmon!
Wormmon: Well come on . It was that or either that picture of Sakura.
Ken: What????? Oh man I cant believe who I am talking to someone wit goggles that gives him superpowers (lookin at Davis)
Davis: Hey thats not true!!! ... ok maybe uts its a half truth
Ken: And some weirdo with a stick practicing to hit people with it and hit me with it! (staring at Cody)
Cody: Hey that was self defense!
Ken: really? I cant believe I'm talking to Davis, Cody,.......(looking at Wormmon) and I dont even know what in the world you are.
Wormmon: Is this how youre suppose to use you crest of Kindness?
Ken: (thinkin) hmm probably
Arukenemon: Ken I have something very important to tell you.
Ken: what now?
Arukenemon: I am your mother
Ken: okkkaaay.... but I already have a mom
Arukenemon: Oh wait I mean Cody I am YOUR mother.
Cody: Uh oh
Narrator: Is Arukennemon really Cody's real mother or is she just-
Ken: ohh will you shut up?
Cody: Yeah
Narrator: Is this how Ken is using his kindness? Will he turn back into the Digimon-
Davis: We'll be right back


Spoof of of the Titanic

Kari: Hey this is fun
Davis: Hey lets do like on the Titanic
Kari: ok
The I'm flying scenario

Davis: Wow I'm flying!!!! I'm flying!
Kari: Yeah hurry up It's my turn.
Davis: I'm flying....( starts falling) Man this is great.
Kari: Uh oh
Davis: Dreams come true
Kari: Davis maybe you should open your eyes!
Davis: wahh ? AHHH!!!!!! Help me!!!! Help me!!!! DemiVeemon digivolve!
DemiVeemon: zzz..... What? son of a. Oh yeah . Sorry Davis I cant seem to digivolve.
Davis:NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Kari: I bet I'll get blamed for this
T.K.: Hey Kari you wanna get a soda?
Kari: Sure Davis will be ok?
Davis: hmmm. I wonder why I'm not dying yet? I wonder if theres any Kawaggamon there? Hey it's Ken with Wormmon (Ken and Wormmon are in the Spoof of the Emperors New groove. waterfall scenario)
Ken: Hey Davis I see your gonna die
Davis: Will you help me?
Ken: (starts laughing) ......no
Director: CUT!!! ok we'll just stop there ok?
Davis: Good 'cause I'm gonna hit the water soo- ( SPLASH!! sees died body rising to the top)
Ken: ha ha! At least I survived!
Director: Man that was goood!! Did you tape it all?
Filmer: uhh .....no
Director: *sigh*


Submitted by dan:

TK to izzy:izzy why are you such a computer nerd.
izzy:you got a problem with that (showing a fist to Tk)
Tk:i was just asking (walking away)mimi just told me a secret but i guess you dont wanna hear it
izzy:wait a second what did mimi say
Tk:it was about you all right
izzy:telllllllllllllllll mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee
tk:only if you give pointers on kari
izzy:you got youre self a deal
tk:the reason she doesent like you that much is YOURE TO MUCH OF A COMPUTER FREAK
tk:now those pointers on kari



Submitted by Nalie:

Izzy
Hi mom,today I got an F in history!

Tai, can you help me with this question?
Tai:Sure Izzy what's the question?
Izzy:What's 2+2?

Who cares about computers!I'm going to shave my head and join a bunch of gangsters.

Destroy computer!

Patamon
I don't wanna be a digimon!I'm going pokemon all the way!

Kari
YEAH!!Tai's dead!

Matt
Me pretty!

Joe
Let's fight!

Digimon Emperor
I love you Wormon!
Kari's cute!


Submitted by Kari_and_Gatomon_2001:

Angewomon: "Celestial Arrow!"
LadyDevimon: "get back here brownie!...err...blondie"

Kari: "Go Gatomon!" releases a pokeball
Gatomon: mrow!
Kari: "now release the power!--wait! am i a cardcapter?"
Sakura: "hey don't ask me."
Gatomon: "Gato Gato Gatmon Gato...."
Gatomon: "Persian! cool, im a pokemon."
Kari&Gatomon: "Moon Gorgeous Meditation!" twirls in a circle
Sailormoon&Minimoon: "thats our line! cheaters...."
TK:drools "Kari, im dumping you for MiniMoon."

TK: "Oh My God! MaloMyotismon killed Arukenimon!....Good job." pats MaloMyotismon on the back
MaloMyotismon: rolls over like a puppy and starts panting

Piedmon: "Clown...Clown..Clown...josh oh jee! where did my silly little line go?"

Arukenimon:"spirit fresh!" makes the dark towers all nice and clean "thats better"


Submitted by San:

** Matt invites Jun and Sora to his rock concert. He begins his song, inspired of the song Hey Jude, from the Beatles**

................

Hey Jun, this song is for you

Listen to me, and don't be sad

Remember, we can always be good friends

But you have to know, what I'm thinking of you

 

Hey Jun, I don't love you

When I see you, I want to vomit

The minute, where I see you in front of me

I want to run, away from you

 

And everytime you want to be, with me, please Jun

You're so annoying, get away from me

I don't love you, I'm in love with Sora...Sora

She's so cool, so gentle and kind

 

Na na na na na na na na, na

...........

Naaa, na na na na na na, na na na na (hey Jun)

Naaa, na na na na na na, na na na na (Please Jun, go awayyyy!!)

Naaa, na na na na na na, na na na na (Jun, Jun, Jun, please, you're too stupidddd)

Naaa, na na na na na na, na na na na (Go away, away, Jun, please!!)

..............

** Jun slaps Matt on the face and go to the exit door. Sora kisses him**


Submitted by BZ1806@aol:

Ken:I have the creat of Kindness! Yeah!
Davis:That's great!
Ken:It's all pink and pretty!
T.K.:Ok......
Ken:Ohhh! And my Digimon's digiegg(Wormmon's)has little pink hearts on it!
I love Wormmon's Digi-egg!
Wormmon:You do?
Ken:Yes!
Wormmon:Well I don't. I didn't have a choice. Veemon got a cooler egg.
Veemon:HA!
Ken:Gennai says that your crest has a lot to do with you. Mine's glows pink!
Cody:Ummm...Ken? Even since you stopped being the Emporer..you've changed.
Ken:How so?
Cody:Well let me be blunt. Something to do with a closet....


Yolei:DAVIS! MARRY ME!


Submitted by happybutdumb:

Davis: I'm too sexy for my goggles, too sexy for my d-3, too sexy for my jacket
Ken: Oh, you're so right!
Davis: You, stay away from me!
Ken: (Sigh) Ok, call me

Garurumon: Patamon, Patamon, let me in!
Patamon: Not by the hair on my chiny chin chin!
Garurumon: Then I'll huff and puff and burn your house down! Howling blaster!

Tai: Finally! My greatest experiment is completed!
Kari: Oh, what does dis button do?
Tai: Get out of my laboratory! Stuuupid sister.


Submitted by Mantis4400:

(In real world, T.K. sitting around, phone rings)
T.K.: Hello?
Davis: Hey-yo! Wassup?
T.K.: Nothing, D. Just watching the game, having a pop. Wassup with you?
Davis: Nothin'. Watching the game, having a pop.
T.K.: True. True.
(Kari enters)
Kari: WASSUP?
T.K.(into phone): WASSUP?
Davis: Yo, who's that?
T.K.(to Kari): Yo, hey pick up the phone
Kari: Hello?
Davis: WASSUP?
Kari: WASSUP?
T.K.(with tongue out): AH!
Kari: Yo, where's Cody
Davis: Yo, Co-DY
(Cody, at a computer, picks up)
Cody: Yo
Kari: WASSUP?
Cody: WASSUP?
T.K.(with tongue out): AH!
Davis(with tongue out): AH!
Kari(with tongue out): AH!
Cody(with tongue out): AH-HA-HA!
(intercom beeps)
Kari: Hold on (over intercom) Hello?
Ken: WASSUP?
T.K., Cody, Kari, Davis (with tongues out): AH! AH! AH! AH!
Davis: OOH!
(All but T.K. and Davis hang up)
T.K.: So, wassup, D?
Davis: Watching the game, having a pop.
T.K.: True. True.

Moe (from Simpsons): Moe's Tavern
Veemon: I'm looking for a Mrs. Aguy, first name Mary
Moe: Yeah, hang on. (to guys) Mary Aguy here? Mary Aguy? Listen up, i want a Mary Aguy.
Barney: Don't look at me!
Barflies: (laughing)
Davis: Veemon, what are you doing? (takes phone)
Moe: Listen you little cretin. When i find you, I'm gonna cover you with blood and feed you to the sharks.
Davis: (hangs up) Eep. VEEMON!



Submitted by RAHIN95:

(Tai and Sora kiss)
Mimi:Matt don't turn around.
Matt:Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Mimi:I Told you not to turn around

Agumon: Why did I want to kiss you?
Biyomon: Why?
Agumon: Because I saw Tai Kissing Sora. And if he could kiss her,why can't I kiss you?


Submitted by jassie26:

But Davis moved the digi egg and Veemon has armor digievoled. To the enemy skullflamedramon is wrecking the city. On no here comes Digmon and Halsomon hey wait they are stopping him. He undigievoles back to Veemon. Davis rushes over. Oh my blue dork I oh.... He faints. Davey Davey my precious Davey. Yells Yolei. Oh why did you have to die. She starts crying historically. Cody rushes over. Whats wrong my future wife why must we see tears. Shut up Cody this is my baby. She lets go of Davis and smacks him. Oh my I think shes got it. says Cody. Davis wake up yells Veemon. On my hes not breathing. Kari and Takeru run over. My precious Davis. Get up. Your Davis hes mine Kari. No you girls hes mine. yells veemon. They start to fight. SHUT UP! yells T.K. Everyone stares at him. Now we all know Davis is not ok but fighting won't help him. Fighting doesn’t resolve anything. Oh Davis I loved you I was only flirting with Tk to make you mad I am sorry. says Kari. What says tk. I am crushed Kari. He bursts into tears. Oh tk you thought I liked you what a dork. don't cry tk. says patamon. Gatomon comes over Kari that was mean of you. I don't care look at my husband. I know hes hurt, but you hurt tk. Kari turns away. Then kisses Davis. What do you think your doing! yells Yolei. The two girls and Veemon pounce on each other and fight. Then patamon stops them. But Yolei kicks Kari. who falls on Davis. She gets very mad and they start screaming over who gets Davis veemon joins in. The screaming wakes up Davis. guys he yells why are you fighting over me. They all stop and rush over to hug him. he is confused. but hugs them back. Tk is crying his loudest. Kari comes over. I am sorry tk. Go away I don't want to see you and runs away. Tk Tk come back. but Tk disappears. patamon digievoles and goes after him. He catches up. Tk come back don't be mad. but Tk looks at him and says nothing but continues to run. Finally angemon grabs him so he can't escape. What do you want. The old Tk . I am going to have to undigievole but please don't run away from me again. I won't. A light surrounds him hes patamon again. The others catch up. Kari rushes over Tk I am so sorry I ........ All of a sudden a hole appears and Tk falls in. YEE! Yells T.K.Tk Tk! Yells patamon. Tk screams once more and hits his head. patamon rushes and catches him before he goes and down any further. oh my poor Tk. Kari comes over Tk are you ok? He opens his eyes what happened. You fell stupid says Davis. Oh. Kari I am sorry I acted like a jerk. Its ok as long as I have all my friends I am happy. Then Yolei and Kari help T.k. up. Wow wee! says T.k. I think I have had enough excitement for today! Well says Cody I wish that we had enough. Look it’s one of the digimon emperor’s slaves! Oh no everyone run says Gatomon. Digiport open! they are back in the real world. Meanwhile back in digiworld wormmon is laughing at the digidestand. He can’t believe that they are afraid of a Koromon. No wait that sounds like something Ken would do. Nevermind Ken was laughing at them not Wormmon.


Submitted by ROCO-DUDE:

Reporter: So your saying that you have worked on this show 12 years and haven't even watched it once?

Davis: Well thats why i'm here

Reporter: Well then here's a clip from your show

TV: Quick armor digivolve!

Davis: What the heck is this show?

TV: We did it!

Davis: Hand me that remote

TV: Pokemon! Got to catch em'all

Davis: Alright! I think this is the episode were Ash asks Misty out and Brock stops loving girls and claims to be a pokemon master


Submitted by Vanburpn:

Joe- I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imatatin

Izzy- Swinging sixties here I come baby, yeah!

Matt- We have made a perfect clone of you, only one-eighth your size (Davis walks in)
Tai- I shall call him.....Mini-Me

Sora- We are the knights who say...... nee!


Submitted by Spadge:

Matt as a zombie: Must kill Tai, must kill Tai
Tai: Matt, your so right, it is better that we lose this battle and do this your way.
Matt: huh? oh right

Joe dancing and singing how smart he is: I am so smart I am so smart S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T

Izzy: I totally dare anyone to chuck my computer at Tai.... better yet at Matt, not wait Yolei.
Matt: Okay (starts throwing it)
Izzy: Nooo! what have I done? (starts crying) I'm such an idiot!
(continues to cry)
Tai: Damn straight

Cody: Hah! I beat you grandpa!
Armadillomon: Cody I think you killed your grandpa
Cody: No I didnt. (starts to poke him) Oh maybe I did. Oh well

On The Weakest Link
Host: Yolei,
Yolei: What?
Host: you are the weakest link goodbye
Yolei: Really, I thought Davis was?
Davis: Hey
Yolei: 'cause I like am smarter than him
Host: Hey I said goodbye, now leave
Yolei: ok (sniff)
The part were you hear the peoples opinions
Yolei: I really think Davis was the (beep) 'cause how could you spell SMART wrong? Its S-M-R-T. No nonnono I'm mean

TK: no you cant have my hat, Matt gave it to me. What too soon?

Davis at dinner with his folks
Mr. Motamya: so Davis what do you want with life
Davis struggliing for some peas: I ... want peas
Mr. Motamya: Yeah we all want peace, but what can you get it with?
Davis: a knife

Izzy: Hey I'm not weak I justy squashed Tentomon, anyone else want a piece of me?

What Veemon wont say
why do I have the same voice as Ken?
Why do I digivolve to 'X' Vmon?
I wish Davis was as smart as me

Kari: Its time to DNA digivolve, Arquilomon and Gatomon go!
.......................
Kari: Damn it man ! Yolei did you eat Aquilomon? again?
Yolei wipes her mouth: mmm no

Yolei: I'd kill for a sister like that
Cody: but didnt you already kill someone?
Yolei: Oh yeah I did

Davis in the future: I wonder why I didn't marry Kari? Better yet why didnt i strangle TK when I had the chance? Oh wel time to make up for lost time
Goes to TK and starts hurting him

Wormmon: Ken... you're so smart!
Ken: I know. And you're so dumb.
Wormmon: Yeah I know- hey!?


Submitted by Lee:

1. Matt: Whoa! I got a hold of the script book and in 03 I'm marrying Sora! Sora: Gross!
2. Tai: (In the middle of show) Is it just me or is my hair stuck in a bush? Matt: TAI! That's not your line!
3. Kari: Hey Matt, introduce me to your brother will ya? He's hot! And so is Angemon! Rwoar!
4. Mimi: Izzy, I really admire your smartness, since I'm dumb as a brick.
5. Matt: Hey Izzy, can I use your computer? Izzy: No, I'm busy. Matt: With what? Izzy: I'm on my site, www.allthedigidestinedbutmearedimwits.com. All: WHAT?!
6. (Tai and Mimi start making out in the middle of a show) Joe: HEY! Mimi's MY girl!
7. T.K.: Joe, you're a wuss! (Tokomon brushes up against his ankle) WAH! I WANT MY MOMMY!


1. Kari: Davis, will you go out with me? Davis: Yolei asked first. T.K.: Kari, will go out with me? Kari: I'm going out with Davis. Davis: Hey T.K., let's ditch the girls and watch the superbowl instead!
2. Sung to the tune of, "Follow Me":
Matt: I don't know how I met him I don't why,
Tsuno won't turn around and say good bye.
All I know is when I'm with him,
I wish I was free,
From the stupid little orange that's following me.
I'm singing.........
Follow me and nothings alright,
Tai's the one who'll lead you into fights,
And if you want to leave,
I can guarantee,
You can find somebody,
Better than me
I'm so worried bout that horn he has,
Cause as long as I know I'm gonna care,
Tai's feeling guilty,
And I'm well aware,
Cause he looks so ashamed and baby I'm so scared
I'm singing........
Follow me and nothings alright
Tai's the who'll lead you into fights,
And if you want to leave I can guarantee,
You can find somebody,
Better than me
I don't know how I met him I don't know why,
Tsuno won't turn around and say good bye,
All I know is when I'm with him,
I wish I was free,
from the stupid little orange that's following me,
I'm singing........
Follow me and nothings alright,
Tai's the one who'll lead you into fights,
And if you want to leave I can guarantee,
You can find somebody,
Better than me.
3. Tai: Davis, Kari's into T.K. Also, you stink at being leader. I want my goggles back.
4. Davis: I love you, Yolei. Yolei: But I love Cody! Cody: But I love Hawkmon! Hawkmon: But I love Armadillomon! Armadillomon: But I love Kari! Kari: But I love T.K.! T.K.: But I love Davis!
5. Matt: Hey Tai, I think people are watching us on T.V. Tai: Really? Stoppit. I feel like a reenactment of the Truman show!
6. Matt: Sora, we want to know, who do you like better? Me or Tai? Sora: Well, I guess, Tai. Tai: YES! Matt: Okay, I'll go hit on Mimi.
7. It's the worlds smartest kid show! Mr. Ichijouji, you first. Ken: Well, uh, um, hmmmm......... Okay, Mr. Izumi! Izzy: First, I think, uh........ Mr. Moytimiya? Davis: Brick. You're correct!
8. Yolei: Ken, I wish you had stayed the digimon emperor. You were a lot cuter that way!


Submitted by ROCO-DUDE:

TK: Hey Tai I just chucked a small toy car off the bridge
Tai: Cool
TK: Sweet huh
Tai: Ya um were can I find something to throw off
TK: Hey there's a red stop watch
Tai: Sweet
[throws the watch off]
Izzy: Hey guys. You seen my watch anywere?



Submitted by DigiYes:

Izzy: ( Watching kids shows like "Dora the Explorer" or "Blue's Clues")Mom You won't believe how much I learned today!

(All the boys watching soap operas and CRYING) Girls: See we told you you'd like it.
Matt:(sees Tai kissing Sora)Whoa! Step away from the girlfriend buddy. (knocks him unconscious)
(TK and Davis killing each other for Kari)Guys stop it Tai and I have never fought over a girl.
Tai: I kissed Sora(Start fighting, TK and Davis confused:P)
Mimi hosting a science show (Whoa that can't be good!)
Izzy and Ken talking about music instead of computers(We have no more geniuses in the group!)
Matt singing "You are my sunshine" to Sora(That must be sooo cute!^_^)
(Matt and Tai agreeing) TK and Kari: Are you guys ok?
(TK and Davis stop fighting over Kari)The rest of the digidestined: It's the end of the world!!!!
Matt going out with Jun willingly!!! Now it really is the end of the world!!!
The digidestined are fighting evil again suddenly...
Bad Guy: All I wanted was to be liked. Why do you have to fight me?
Digidestined: We're sorry.
Start hugging (What has this world come to?:P)


Submitted by yolei24:

Cody:I command you to return to your power confined! Digimon Emperor Card!
TK:And I thought that was a stick, not a sealing wand.
(If you didn't get it, Cody's lines were from Card Captor Sakura.)

Matt:Hey, Tai, could you write a song for me? I'm out of good ideas!
Tai:Sure thing, Matt.*grabs Sailor Moon theme song from bag* Try this one.
Matt:*singing*Fighting evil by moonlight!?*stops singing* What kind of song is this?

Gennai:May the force be with you, Luke.
TK:Does he mean Izzy?
Izzy:No, Matt looks more like Luke Skywalker than me.
Obi Wan Kenobi:Gennai, you stole my line! Luke, Yoda, let's team up on him!

Obi Wan Kenobi:Help me, digidestined!
Han Solo:I don't know about you Jedi peoples, but what is a digidestined?
Gennai:Obi Wan, you stole my line! Izzy, Tentomon, let's team up on him!

Yolei:Alright, who dyed my daughter's hair blonde?
Davis:*crosses fingers*I didn't!

Gatomon:Veemon is a dinosaur who comes from your imagination...
(If you didn't get it, those are lines from the Barney theme song)

Tai:*singing way off tune* DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN DAYS WERE LIKE THAT???????!!!!!!!
Kari:Please, make it stop!

Regis:We've got Ken Ichijouji going for the million dollars! And the question is...What is your last name?A)Stupid B)Ichijouji C)Don't Know D)Blah.
Ken:Regis, I'm gonna use a lifeline. Phone A Friend. I'm gonna phone Davis.
Regis:Hello, Davis?
Davis:Yeah.
Ken:*asks question*
Davis:I'm 100% sure the answer is Stupid.
Ken:Okay bye. Regis, I'm going with Stupid.
Regis:Sorry, you only get 32000, but you also get the booby prize, being stuck in a room with Izzy only talking about Math!


Submitted by Mintyboy:

Tai : Ah man I'm hungry! *sticks an apple in Agumons mouth and roasts him*

Agumon : Agumon digivolve too.... Yellowmon, no, Redmon no.....Can anyone remember what I digivolve into?

Matt : *Where they are trying to get Mr Fujyama to let them off at Highton View Terrace and TK is Crying* Please Mr Fujyama, Highton View Terrace was the last place me and TK.......aw who cares, hey TK, Deal wit it!

Gabumon : I have a confession to make everybody, I'm actualy an Agumon with a fur coat and a fake horn on

Sora : No Joe you cannot use my hat as a helmet

Biyomon : I am The Digimon Emperors slave! *all the others are shocked* What I've been here all this time and you never noticed the dark ring on my foot?

Joe : I think Tai had the right idea *Throws himself infront of Ikkakumon while hes battling another Ikkakumon* I wonder what SkullIkkakumon looks like

Gomamon : Marching fishes *Opens his mouth wide and swallows them* Yum!

Izzy : Tentomon, in my bag I have a can of "Bug off" and I will use it, SO HELP ME I WILL USE IT!

Tentomon : *Barry White voice* My darlin' I...Cant get enough of your love babe!

Mimi : Maybe I was a bit harse on Numemon, *Shouts to Numemon* Hey! Is Friday okay?

Palmon : Hey Gomamon, I've just had the best idea on how to make Mimi go out with Joe

TK : Yeah and Pigs fly! *Tokomon digivolve too Patamon!*

Patamon : Pikachu digivolve too.....

Kari : *In a shop buying sweets* Hmm, we're low on cash, would you trade for Gatomons ring?

Gatomon : I'm seriously messed up aren't I? first Im a dog, then a cat then an Angel Woman. Plus I was a bad guy then a good guy and dont even get me started on my boyfriend Patamon


Submitted by Skygirl:

Gary's cheerleaders: Izzy, Izzy, he's our man! If he can't do it no one can! GGGGOOO IZZY!

Matt VS Cell

Matt: I'm gonna start off with one of my best attacks! Kao Ken attack! X 10! (Matt picks up Ken and throws him at Cell.)
Ken: Hi-yah! (Ken karate chops Cell in the nose)
Cell: Ouch!!
Matt: Now for the finishing blow! TAI KAMIYA!!!!!!! ( Matt picks up Tai and throws him at Cell. The spikes in Tai's hair impale Cell, killing him)
Matt: YES!!!!!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!