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DIGIMON
THINGS YOU DO TO PROVE THAT YOU LIKE DIGIMON TOO MUCH
PART 3
Submitted by ArtikGato:
you ask your friends if you would look good with purple or blue
hair(did it)
you dye/cut your hair to look like a Digidestined's (my hair is
currently purple, like Yolei's)
your boyfriend/girlfriend dyes/cuts/ his/her hair to look like a
Digidestined's (his is blue, like Ken's)
you call a member of your family a Digidestined
your little brother or sister calls YOU Tai or Matt, voluntarily(they
call me Yolei)
you and your boyfriend/girlfriend get together with your other friends
who look like Digidestined, and watch Digimon every Saturday(yup)
while you are watching, whichever of you is supposed to represent a
particular Digidestined gets to say their lines("Hawkmon, Armor
Digivolve!")
you all buy Digivices, hold them up to your computer, and scream
"Digiport, Open!"(it didn't work, BTW)
You decorate eggs at Easter to look like Digieggs, and:
Rub them, so Digimon will hatch
Scream "Digi Armor Energize!"
you try to Armor Digivolve your cat into Nefertimon using the "Digi
Egg of Light" you made at Easter
you name your cat Meiko after Tai and Kari's cat (Meiko is my cat's
name)
You try to Digivolve or Armor Digivolve your parakeet
You try to Digivolve or Armor Digivolve the armadillo at the zoo
you want your friend Matt's St. Bernard to Warp Digivolve to
Metalgarurumon, so you can Warp Digivolve your iguana into Wargreymon, and DNA
Digivolve them
You try to Digivolve a caterpillar into Stingmon
you are late for school, and try to get your bird to Digivolve and
give you a ride(d--- parakeet!)
you try to get the flower in your garden to Digivolve into Togemon and
"Needle Spray" your brother
you put boxing gloves on your mother's cactus
you catch a bee and tell it you won't release it unless it Digivolves
into Kabuterimon
When you started Pokémon Yellow, you named Ash "T.K." and Pikachu
"Patamon." (Willis and Terriermon in mine)
When you started Pokémon Red or Blue, you named Ash "Tai" and
Charmander "Agumon"
When you started Pokémon Gold or Silver, you named the main charicter
"Davis" and Totodile "Veemon."
you named every Pokémon you caught as a Digimon
you looked all over the place in New York or Colorado for where the
Digimon were battling Kokomon(yup)
you searched the internet for the sites the Digimon were battling
Diaboromon(right after I saw it)
you try to get your parents to vacation in Japan or one of the World
Tour Spots(to see if there is any damage)
you dress as a Digimon or the Digimon Emperor for Halloween(I'm being
Arukenimon this October)
you and your friends dress up as Digimon and the good ones fight the
evil ones(that was FUN!!)
every time there is fog, you try to contact the Digidestined and tell
them Myotismon is back
when the fog clears, you check to see if the Digital World has
appeared in the sky(we don't get much fog...)
you say "Prodigious" or "Perfecto" all the time
you couldn't stop crying on the last episode of season one(but it was
SAD!!!)
you couldn't stop smiling when you heard there was a season two(^_^)
In season two, when one of your old favorite Digimon from season one
Digivolved, you jumped for joy, or got misty eyed(like in the World Tour
episodes)
you try to get your cat and bird to DNA Digivolve(oops)
you hate crossing mountains because they remind you of Infinity
Mountain and Spiral Mountain
You want to name your kids after a Digidestined
you are listening to the Digimon: The Movie soundtrack right now(I'm
going Digital...)
you beat Digimon World for Playstation
you almost cried in the final battle(it was SCARY!)
you cried at the end(Okomon was my friend!)
you said curses about Bandai for not making Gatomon, Tentomon,
Gomamon, Veemon, Wormon, Hawkmon, Armadillomon, Terriermon, and their
Digivolutions partner Digimon in the game(UNFAIR!!!)
Submitted by emitoman:
you think every telephone poll you see is a control spire and you try to
destroy it.
you relize you cant destroy it so u chop it down and knock out the towns
power.
you call everyone who has a similar name to the digidestained that.
you print out as many pictures as you can of digimon.
when the printer does not work you grab it and slam it to the ground into
a millon pieces.
you realize you just destroyed your printer you go nuts and commit
suesside.
you try to act like can and every animal u see u think is a digimon and u
say
I AM The Digimon Emperor I WILL RULE YOU ALL!
After that you try to enslave everything.
the cops see you they aresst you.
they put you in a looney house and you spend the rest of your digimon obssesed life there.
Submitted by Digimon Kaizer's Flamedramon:
The kids in your town know you only as "Flamey the Pyromaniac" because
you
think you are a Flamedramon and set everything on fire.
You are obsessed with the Digimon Emperor/Digimon Kaizer to the point
that
people are afraid to come near you.
You put paper dark spirals on every digimon figurine you get.
You take a picture of a lighthouse because it looks like a control
spire
and no one can convince you it's not.
You write poems about the digimon kaizer.
You write poems TO the digimon kaizer...then remember you don't know
his
email address and get upset because you can't email them to him.
You see Kimeramons flying around your house that no one else sees.
You hear the Digimon Kaizer laughing evilly when no one else can hear
anything.
On your computer...when you turn it on it plays a digimon kaizer voice
clip,has a digimon kaizer background, and when you shut it down it
plays a
clip of the digimon kaizer's japenese laugh.
You rip off all the wallpaper in your room and replace it with
pictures of
the digimon kaizer.
During season 02, you cry when ken joins the digidestined.
During season 02, you cry when BlackWarGreymon dies.
You try to build a time machine to go back in time to before ken
joined the
digidestined.
You torture your wormmon figurines.
You actually do more than half of this stuff (like me)
Your username everywhere is "Digimon Kaizer's Flamedramon" and your
most
prized posession is your dark spiral.
You actually take the time to read things like this.
Submitted by ~FlowerCrystal~:
You are an author at the Digimon section of FanFiction.Net
You draw your own pics of Digimon
You put yourself in those pics next to Ken
You are TRYING to make your own movies of Digimon
You put up a website demonstrating your pics
You have your own crest
You are seriously in love with a character (Ken.....)
You check translated Tokyo newspapers looking for a blue-haired boy
genius
You've actually managed to convert all of your friends to Digimonism
You are trying to sew a life-size version of a Digimon or your
make-believe
Digimon
You've tried to reconstruct your own D3
You put gold stars in your hair every morning
You know what the scary thing is???? I'VE DONE ALL OF THESE THINGS!!!!
Submitted by catcool87:
You start to repeat Tai, Davis, Tk, Matt, etc wherever you go.
You dream about Digimon.
You day-dream about digimon.
You actually imagine Kari as the 8th Digidestined with a cat-type digimon before you actually find out she does.
You have a crush on Davis.
You have a crush on Tai.
You hate it when people mispell their names.
You actually write a list up of when you know you atch too much digimon etc.
You are actually reading this.
You want to adopt Davis and Veemon.
You try to get your dog to digivolve so it can attack those noisy kids outside when you are watching digimon.
You day-dream about Davis going back in time to meet the old digidestined.
You day-dream about Davis having Psycic Powers.
Submitted by Krystle:
when you're mad you say your favorite Digimon's attack.
you get another bag of bats then open it when your pissed at someone
and
say " Grizzly Wing"
if your a girl " Darkness wing!"
you get a Kendo rod and hit people and say " Angel Rod!"
you get a bow and arrow and shot something and say " Celestial Arrow"
you get an armadillo and color it yellow, teach it to talk in a country
accent and call it Armidillomon
you cried 'cause you accidentally wounded a fly 'cause it's Flymon
you cant eat anything because you think of Leafmon, Cockatreeom,
Punpkinmon ect.
you keep a Yolei voo doo that she wont go near Ken
you swore to your parents that if they made you miss another episode
that you will commit sucicied
you try an get hit by a small rock, and say that when that happened you
got better at school and sports
you tell your freind that the new teacher looks like Ogermon
you dont buy bug spray 'cause you dont want to hurt Tentomon even
though
your surounded by bugs
you were Digimon pj's when you sleep
you dream that your annoying people about Digimon
you thank me for making this
you are reading this
you do this
you watch ONLY digimon
you spazed out that Digimon was cancelled and was filled in with
Pokemon
you created a mob a Digimon hater, Pokemon lover, Dragon Ball lovers,
other Anime lover, and you haters
they all are obsessed with their shows that they attack you with their
attacks ex. Spirit Bomb, Kah may hah may ... HAH!, Moon Tiria Magic,
Tackle attack, Splash, and Struggle
you buy like 30 cans of hair spray to be like Matt and Tai
Submitted by kawaii_gurl:
You watched digimon so many times that you imagine you're in the
Digital world.
You've bought ALL the Digimon merchandise.(That's alot of money
wasted!!!)
You constantly call everyone either Tai, Sora, Matt, Mimi, Joe,
Izzy, T.K. etc. (That could be really annoying!!)
You wonder if your neighbors dog is actually an evil digimon.
You tell your pet to DIGIVOLVE, it that doesn't work, then ARMOR
DIGIVOLVE!!(hehe)
You make up weird names for your pets eg. Catmon,Sparkymon,Spottymon
(ummmm someone needs to get out more often!)
You went to summer camp thinking you'd transport to another world
and meet a digimon.(Oooookai............)
You went to summer camp and actually was transported to another
world. (WhoA!!!Talk about twillight zone)
You actually have a group of friends named Tai, Sora, Matt, Mimi,
Joe, Izzy, TK, Kari, Davis, Yolei, Cody and Ken. (That's freaky!!)
Your pets start talking to you!!(That's pretty cool a talking
pet!!Or this person must've been hallucinating!!)
You're ACTUALLY reading THIS!!
You call your grandpa Gennai and keep asking questions about the
digital world.(sheesh!!)
For girls: You're only into guys who:
wear goggles on their head
played soccer
have really bad haircuts (Like Matt,Davis,Cody etc)
who plays in a band
is glued on the computer 24/7
always wear bucket hats (I don't know what they're called)
always a paranoid worry-wart
was an evil genius who tried to rule the digital world
super intelligent and super good at EVERYTHING!!
dumb obnoxious and has a huge crush on a girl named KARI(Soo weird!!)
went to the digital world,has a digimon, and a digivice.
Saved the digital world and the world at the same time!(Jeez you
girls are soo PICKY!!)
For guys:You're only into girls who:
wears a bucket hat(like Sora)
loves the colour PINK
really whiny and complains TOO MUCH!!(You know who they are)
plays soccer
works at her mom's flower shop
always on the computer
always wears a camera around her neck
wears a cowgirl outfit that's all pink!!(I think her dress is Red)
really sweet and pretty and all the guys drool over her, even a guy
named DAVIS!!!(Too much of a coincidence!!)
went to the digital world,has a digimon, and a digivice.
saved the digital world and the world at the same time.(Like the
girls, you guys are PICKY, PICKY, PICKY!!)
You complained to your parents that your pet couldn't DIGIVOLVE or
ARMOR DIGIVOLVE.(Crazy!)
You know Tai's or any of the Digidestined's type of......UNDERWEAR!!!
(YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!!)
You look for Tai Kamiya or Davis Motomiya in the white pages.(This
person needs a reality check!!)
You go to Odaiba Japan just to look for the Digidestined, only to
find out their NOT REAL!!!(Jeez!!Wake up to the REAL WORLD!!)
Everywhere you go, all you see is the digidestined.
You stalked somebody just because you thought they were one of the
digidestined.
You go up to your computer and say,"DIGIPORT OPEN!!"(-_-)
The Digimon theme song is constantly on your mind, and you find
yourself humming or singing along to it, ALL THE TIME!
You go make your own Digidestined group and go around your
neighborhood searching for trouble.
You find yourself shopping for the exact same outfits that the
digidestined wore.(Could you be more original?)
You have dreams,nightmares,and day dreams about Digimon.
You wrote to the producers of the show asking if you could get one
of the Digidestined's ph#,address,or at least an E-mail address.(no
comment)
You wanted your money back when you went to Summer Camp because, you
didn't end up in another world like the Tai and the others
did.(Sheesh!)
There's actually people out there that look just like the
Digidestined.(WhOa!)
You actually have a sister named KARI, a digimon named AGUMON, the
crest of COURAGE, so into soccer, have two good friends named SORA &
MATT, and to top it off, you changed your name to or is TAI!!!!
(That's really freaky!!!You either are for real, or you could be some
disillusioned kid who thinks they are!!!You NEED some HELP!!!!)
Submitted by Lillecat:
Wake up at 6:30 am EVEN THOUGH you could wake up at 7 so you can get ready
before Digimon comes on EVEN THOUGH the exact same episode is on at 4:30 (did
it)
Throw a hissy fit when the WB chnges its schedule so that Digimon is no
longer on at 7:30 am (did it)
Rejoice when you discover that it has been moved to 6 am. (did it)
Throw another hissy fit when your mom forbids you from waking up only to
watch it (did it)
Get really excited when you learn how to whistle the theme song on a
whistle (did it)
Decide that you will demonstrate your new talent to your English teacher
who has learned more about Digimon than she ever wanted to in a year. (did it)
Throw a hissy fit when you break your jaw, have to get your mouth wired
shut, and can no longer blow on a whistle. (did it)
Have more than five pictures of the DigiDestined in your room (did it)
At the library, when you have an extra dime, you photocopy a picture of
Joe along with your social studies partner's hand and label the masterpiece,
"Joe's Hand" (did it)
You try to sell "Joe's Hand" to your fellow Digimon obsessed friend for
$20 (did it)
Submitted by SMY:
On your trip to Washington D.C., you try to explain to the secret service that you had to blow up the Washington Monument that it was a Control Spire in disguise.
You are convinced that the guy who plays the janitor on the movie Urban Legends is Owikawa, and try to tell your parents that you have to stop him before he can get to Ken Ichijoji.
In art class you make paper masche armor Digi-Eggs.
If your boyfriend's name is Ken, you force him to grow his hair and dye it a bluish-violet color.
If your girlfriend's name is Mimi, you tell her to dye her hair pink and wear a striped shirt with a star in the middle, and a white mini-skirt.
The lips of your Tai poster are worn out because you kiss it too much.
You find a green caterpillar and try to make it Digi-volve into Stingmon.
You buy plants that look like each of Palmon's Digi-Stages and put name tags underneath with all their names.
In the middle of computer class, you scream out "Digi-Port Open!".
Submitted by Willis:
Kill your dog and watch him turn to little bits of data.
Put a whistle on your neck for four years, then a camera
Take you great uncles pig and glue wing's to it.
Study Elvis Presly for years and dress up in a monkey suit.
Keep jumping into a computer at your schools computer lab untill it breaks.
Go to a jungle for a year and pretend that it's only been a day.
Spray paint your head pink and move to New York, and meet a guy named Mike.
You dress your cat in an angel suit.
You paint egg's with triangles and squares then rub them for the rest of your life.
You wear a helmet for the rest of your life.
You dress your pet Iguana Lizzy in blue fur.
You drink tons of coffee so you'll stay the same size as Izzy.
You make the DigiWorld from Paper Mache`
Submitted by CEMP001:
You believe in the digiworld's exsistence
You record the specials because you know you won't see it in eons!(A
long
time)
You daydream about the digiworld all the time
You write stories about them
You act like Izzy and make up theories.
You act like Joe and be a doctor in field trips,vacations,and other
situations.
You're obsessed with soccer like Tai!
You have a garden but play soccer on weekends.
You think every white cat you see is Gatomon
You try to put a horn on your St.Bernard and name it Gabumon.Ha ha!
You own a karaoke machine & a princess dress and everyday,you sing
like
Mimi.
Your room is pink with a Lillymon pic and stuffed animals that are
green.
You take harmonica lessons.
You think the lion at the zoo is Leomon.
You make digimon constallations.
You paint hard-boiled eggs to be digi-eggs
Submitted by Shuichon Jenrya:
You can look in the movie/show and find every single little mistake
made
You can find the differences between the Japanese version and American
version
You're a weirdo person who practically builds your whole life around
digimon
People make fun of you because you practically build your whole life
around
digimon
Your hair naturally looks like Mimi or Sora or Kari or Yolei
Your hair naturally looks like Tai or Matt or Izzy or Joe etc.
You go to Hong Kong or New York (basically wherever all the
digidestined
went to) and try to find digidestined.
You accidentally call your boyfriend or girlfriend one of the
digidestined.
You go to Japan and try to find Matt's CD
You find Tai's apartment building and ask to see Tai Kamiya
You want to legally change your name to one of the digidestined
You get angry with one of the digidestined because they're going with
your
favorite guy/girl; however, you can't get mad at them because you love
everyone of them too much
You try not to hurt someone who makes fun of digimon
You try too hard and end up hurting them anyway
Even your parents try to get you help from liking/loving digimon too
much
Your friends and every non-digimon fan is freaked out that you really
believe in digimon
You come up with theories that seem right about the digital world
You get bored because you want something new from digimon
You go to websites, only trying to look for new information
You can't find new information
Every other anime seems 'pretty good' or 'not as good as digimon'
Submitted by Yellow_Canary:
You collect large stones and guard them feriously-(you never know
when
BlackWarGreymon may appear!) (that ones a little old)
You try to convince your cat to walk on her hind legs all the time
and
make snide comments. (but it doesn't work)
The songs you sing in the shower only include the Digimon Theme Song
and
ending song.
You spend your time thinking up things like this.
Submitted by digimon_agumon2001:
You go to the mall and start screaming at the
beauty shop manager because they don't have the dye to
make your hair look like mimi's
You make a site with a thousand submissions of
Digimon fanart(and everything else)
You go to your school's computer lab with a few
other kids when the teachers aren't there so you can
try a few hundred times to get to the Digital World
Your friends and you look at almost every music
store in your state and cry because they don't have
any music CDs from Matt's band
You spend your time on the computer reading this
You make up your own Digidestined team and pair
them up with your own made up Digimon
You call Fox Kids and ask them to put your Digimon
characters on the TV show
You go to the store and come out looking ike your
favorite Digimon/Digidestined
You make your own Dark Rings with your power inside
it to control all of the Digimon!
You go to the official Digimon website and print
out every picture
You put them on your room's walls and explain to
your mom that it just appeared there
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