ESCAFLOWNE
THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ON ESCAFLOWNE

This section contains some things you're not likely to hear on Escaflowne.


Submitted by kawaii_gurl:

Merle: Oh Lord Van.
Millerna: Oh Allen.
Hitomi: Oh Dilandau.
Merle&Millerna: DILANDAU?!?

Van: We have to defeat Zaibach now!!
Allen: I agree!
(Van stomach grumbles)
Van: But first, can we get something to eat??? I'm starving!!!

Dornkirk: Sitting in this big chair is killing me! I'm having a hard time looking at my prognostication machine and my back is aching!! Man I am getting old!!

Van: Hitomi, I have something very important to tell you. Something I have a hard time telling you.
Hitomi: Oh Van... what is it?? (In a dreamy voice)
Van: Will you please just leave me ALONE??? It's like you keep following me around everywhere!! It's bad enough that Merle keeps hanging onto me, and now you!! Jeez......

Folken and Dilandau playing poker:
Folken: Read 'em and weep, a Royal Flush!!
Dilandau: Aww man!! You beat me again!!
Folken: Pay up dude, you owe me three guymelefs.
Dilandau: Aww jeez, I gotta stop doing this.
Zaibach Soldier: Lord Folken, our fortress... it's being attacked!
Dilandau: Well cya man. I gotta go and check out what's going on.
Folken: Heyy!! Wait!!! You owe me three guymelefs!!

Van and Hitomi getting married:
Van: I Van Fanel, take thee, Hitomi, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in help till death do us part.
Priest: And the bride.
Hitomi: I Hitomi Kanzaki, take thee, Allen....OOPZ!! Did I just say Allen??? Oh am I going to be in big trouble!

Van: Oh no!! I can't see the invisible enemy!
Hitomi: Umm...Van.....
Van: Please Hitomi, let me concentrate!!
Hitomi: But Van.........
Van: Hitomi!!I need my concentration, now where are you guymelef??
Hitomi: Open your eyes Van!! Are you STUPID?? He's right in front of you!! And he's not INVISBLE!!

Van: Hitomi.....
Hitomi: Van..........
Van: Hitomi..........
Hitomi: Van............
Van: Relena...........
Hitomi: RELENA?!?!?!?

Van: Zechs!!! I'll destroy you and OZ!!
Zechs: Hey man, I think you're in the wrong show!!
Van: Oops!! Sorry, no wonder!! Hitomi doesn't long hair!!

Hitomi: Was it all just a dream? Or maybe a vision? No it was real! No,wait a minute.....It was just a dream!! What was I thinking?

Hitomi: Moon prism power!

Van: Escaflowne......DIGIVOLVE!!

Merle: Who does Hitomi think she is? Flirting around with Van and having this huge obssesion with Allen!! Not to mention this guy Amano from the mystic moon! Jeez...Thinking she's good at running with her pretty short hair. Not to mention the power to predict the future. Aww Man, I wish I was her........

Yukari: What a nice pendant! Where'd you get it?
Hitomi: Oh I got it at that new store down the street. Plus it came with free tarot cards and the ability to predict the future. Also, one lucky winner will win a trip to another world called Gaea. Pretty cool huh??

Yukari: Hitomi will you tell me my future.
Hitomi: I'm tired to telling fortunes!!
Yukari: Aww c'mon Hitomi!! Just one last time??
Hitomi: No!
Yukari: Please, oh please??
Hitomi: Okay fine!!(Sighs!) You'll become a millionare, marry Amano,
live in a big mansion, become famous, and have three kids.
Yukari: Really????
Hitomi: No!! Now will you just leave me alone??

Allen: Hitomi....Prince Chid is my son
Hitomi: What?? Hhhhe's your son??
Allen: Yes, I had to tell you Hitomi.I love you very much.
Hitomi: Oh..... I see, so who's the mother?
Allen: Marlene, Millerna's sister. Or was it Aries?? No wait maybe it was her other sister Lisa?? Aww man!!! I can't remember!!
Hitomi: You pig!!
(slaps Allen in the face)

Van coming back to Earth:
Hitomi: Van! You came back!
Van: I had to see you again!!
Hitomi: That's so sweet!!
(Hitomi hugs him)
Van: Umm, can I have my stuff back??
Hitomi: What??