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You know you like Bob too much when...

[If anyone ever gets this way, check them into your local mental institution...]

  • you think "blue" is a natural skin tone
  • you try and fit through the floppy drive to visit him
  • you play computer games in hopes that the "computer" is really Bob
  • you dress up as Bob for Halloween
  • you make your own key tool out of cardboard
  • you spray paint your hair silver, cut it to the right length, then use lots of gel so you'll have Bob's hair style
  • you have collections of ReBoot videos - half of which you taped off the TV
  • you watch other series in which Ian Corlett and Michael Benyaer perform - just so you can hear Bob again
  • you have posters of Bob up in your room, around your home, and in your locker
  • you talk about how great Bob is to random people you meet during the day
  • you make a website dedicated to Bob
  • you can quote Bob from every episode by heart
  • your computer has a Bob theme
  • you make and wear Bob's guardian uniforms to school every single day
  • your friends actually know who Bob is
  • you doodle pictures of Bob instead of doing work in class
  • you write essays on Why Bob is the Greatest Guardian of all Time
  • you see a guy with blue face-paint and silver hair, and stalk him until he signs the restraining order - at least you got his autograph
  • you own Bob action figures
  • you make Bob action figures
  • you watch at least one episode of ReBoot every single day
  • you yell at your TV when Bob is not on the screen and cheer up when he is
  • you wear Bob T-shirts
  • you have a picture of Bob on your bedspread
  • you wonder what Bob would look like if he was human
  • you dream about Bob
  • you write stories and poems about Bob
  • you yell "Bob!" several times a day at random times to random people
  • you tell everyone that you "live to protect the citizens of Mainframe"
  • your friends actually check you into that mental institution
  • you're actually reading this
  • you make a life-sized Bob model in art class
  • you made yourself a "guardian icon" and proudly wear it wherever you go
  • you start calling yourself Bob
  • people actually start calling you Bob
  • you dress up and act like Dot so Bob will like you
  • you try to shove your letters to Bob into the CD ROM drive and then complain that Bob hasn't written you back
  • you send Mainframe Entertainment fanmail to Bob
  • you make your own zip board out of your skateboard, and tell everyone that you can fly!
  • you like Bob's "web spots"
  • you have a thing for guys wearing silver
  • you can think of creative things to add to this list
  • you finished reading this...